q: by what churchillian dudesque coinage does w self-identify?
a: commander guy.
q: through what unlikely anatomical and antigravitational method should iraqis improve themselves?
a: lift themselves up by their bootstraps.
q: in what inverse posture transference will u.s. troops engage?
a: we'll stand down when they stand up.
q: what militaristic come hither have we not heard lately from bush's syntactically challenged lips?
a: bring em on.
q: what koranic himmlerian hyphenation has similarly fallen out of use?
q: what hub of malignancy is now never mentioned?
a: axis of evil.
q: by what slavic nickname do whitehousers grace a larger war?
q: what negative interrogatory and tattleless blending is losing favor?
a: don't ask, don't tell.
q: what armani-cocainian word combo dubs w's chief lipmover?
a: tony snow.
q: what tumescent sign tells a prostitute that her client is ready?
a: john boehner.
q: what is a child's description of a bad tasting popsicle?
q: what medico-messopotamian-madisonian effort has clearly failed?
a: operation iraqi freedom.
q: what exclamatory zeronean urinary group is ruining america?
q: what furry energy-charged orbs do democrats need to rediscover?
q: to which yonder location do you condemn this tiresome questionade?
a: so over.
q: in which direction should i now shut?