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sometimes the perfect editorial comes out of the blue.

out in the white house rose garden, as our frat boy pres extolled the virtues of his amigo alberto g., a bird overhead, seizing the moment, dropped a load of shit on w's sleeve.

o brave angel, o winged avenger. this dead eye duck is my hero du jour.

so, by the lack of power vested in me, i hereby award hogwilde's first crapping truth to power award to this hero of the skies.

let this omen be a warning to president beshatted.